Cuntfessionals

[Lisi Linares]

Wake up in the morning feelin' like....Lisi Linares.
I grab my glasses I'm out the door I'm gonna hit the city.


I am so happy that my tribe won the challenge. It was very nearly an international incident. Johnny Damon was on his phone and this whack ass didn't even post for 2.5 hours. He easily could have cost us the challenge but everyone is too dumb. Had we NOT won, I would have hunted his ass down and slaughtered him. Nancy Grace would have been all over it and the Pope and the UN would have had to intervene. He's lucky, but I haven't forgotten. He better be finding me the idol, handing it over, and pulling rabbits out of his ass before I even consider this even.

Right now, I am getting to know Freders and Fatima. I think an alliance could be brewing there and we'll try to rope in Eddie. I'm not sure what he is good for, other than knowing Brimstone is a word. Oh wait, I do know what he is good for...

Carissa is fine, but my alliances have fuck clauses in them. I can't fuck a 9 year old....otherwise Nancy Grace will REALLY be involved!

[Lisi Linares]

Wake up in the morning feeling like Lisi Linares.
I grab my glasses I'm out the door but first I need to itch my coochie.

Dear Diary, it's been a long time. Srsly. No but honestly, we've been winning so much, there's not much to report. I'm still solid with Fatima/Fredders, but since we haven't lost, we haven't fully vetted out a 4th member. Oh wellz. Poopert is gonna be the easy boot because I'm not sure he even exists.

Eddie told Fredders who told me (and then he later told me) that the idol was taken. Do you follow that? I'm sure it's Sean or Johnny. If it's Sean, no harm no foul he's not shady. But Johnny? Something ain't right with that dude. He's REALLY annoying and a super tryhard. I wanted to take his ass out in case he has the idol, but he seems down for our tribe and unfortunately it ain't worth the risk. Damn though, it'd be a really good move because he wouldn't see it coming with Poopert being the decoy boot. Who knows, maybe I'll get bored and take him out this round. Stay tuned. Shit is just about to get good.

[Lisi Linares]

I am enjoying my new tribe. Everything really worked out perfectly. Johnny went home and he probably had an idol. Just in case they were mad, Carissa and Sean are on the other tribe. Oh and oops, we can't even talk to them about what happened! How sad for them!! I can't break the rules. Sorry, we can't talk guys!!!

It also worked out perfectly because Poopert is STILL the easy first boot if we ever need it. Also, I've let all my new tribe mates know that!

I've had productive convos with most of them, especially Joaquin and Ian. We have become fast friends. Fredders has branched out and talked to Kat. Fatima is also there in the wings and we are downplaying her involvement with us.

Things are coming together just when I needed them to. I could have done the safe boring thing and sent Poopert out. However, I came here to take risks and the blindside could have fallen through and blown up in my face. Johnny was a crazy mofo and if he dodged that vote, he would have been a cancer to this game. BYE FELICIA!

[Lisi Linares]

Dear Diary, it's been a whole 2 days and lots have changed. I'm going to attempt to be brief, so here are the deets:

I got a rather disturbing message last night.  Fatima told me that Kat said that I probably have an idol (the one that Johnny or Sean found). Apparently, I was playing dumb about the Idol:

LOL if thats what costs me the game. Very ironic because I made the move to take Johnny out because he possibly had the idol (aside from being batshit crazy), and now that might be why I go.

 I didn't think much of it, so I made sure to play nice with her and chat her up. After her talking my head off about her music, tattoos, and boyfriend's kid, I offered an alliance and started talking game. She got quiet and was limited to one word responses. Joaquin, who I developed a great relationship with, was suddenly quiet.

Ian, who I developed a friendship with, messaged me saying he got IMs from Jen/Kat/Joaquin that they think I have the idol. He thinks they are targeting me, 2 sources now. Now it's game on, bitch. We developed a plan and we formed a 4 of myself/Fatima/Ian/Frederique. We are voting out Joaquin. As of now, we're probably looking at a deadlock. The hope is that Ian can swing Jen now or in a revote to avoid rocks. Cochran also hasn't been on, so we will hope that nobody fills him in and we can get away away with a 4-3-1 vote.

Times are nervous. It's crazy I could go home this early. I don't like it. I don't like it one bit.