Eddie Exists

[Eddie Fox]

Whatup, sluts? 

Obviously I did not have much of a presence in this game, and I always hate it when inactives or jurors who didn't do jack all in the game suddenly show up at the end and act like they're relevant. I won't bother with any of that. 

So for my question, give me a brief synopsis of your game. What'd you do that makes you more studly than the others next to you? Why should I vote for you? 

Then suck up to me because let's face it I'm a total studmuffin and should be worshiped like one. 

[Joaquin Souberbielle]

A wild Eddie appears

[Joaquin Souberbielle]

So for my question, give me a brief synopsis of your game. What'd you do that makes you more studly than the others next to you? Why should I vote for you?

I wrote a long ass summary of what I did in the game on my opening statement so I'm gonna keep it short and simple to not bore you to death. My goal in this game was to start the game being an asset on challenges but not being perceived as a threat. Unfortunately, that didn't happen. During my stay on Parnu and NuViljandi I was seen as a strong player and my name got written down a couple times because of it. I made alliances with key people that helped me stay in the game a little longer, like with Cochran, Kat and Jen. When the merge hit, the three people who survived from my tribe became public enemies #1, but we were able to swing some people to our side and take control of the game. Then is when our whole alliance started to crumble and it became every man for themselves. There were a couple bigger threats than me, so I was never really in danger of going home, even when I had a penalty vote cast against me on one of the tribals. Unlike other people, I was playing this game for myself, not for anybody else. Even if I wasn't alligned with someone, I tried maintaining those bonds in case I needed them in the long run. I also was a huge threat in challenges, being the Majority Rules one the only challenge where I truly sucked. On all the other ones I either won or came in second or third place. You would think that people would vote me out because of that, but they didn't. Did luck played a factor in me getting here? Absolutely, but whoever says otherwise would be lying.

I think you should vote for me because I had control of the game from start to finish. The people that I alligned myself with were loyal to me and never turned their back against me (except for Grant, but we both knew we were gunning for each other at the end). I don't like throwing people under the bus, but Grant had an alliance with Sean, but he was still at the top of his bootlist? And he created an alliance with Cyndi and Colin around F6, but when it came down to it they sided with me instead of with him to take out Kat. I always knew what was happening in the game, and the only vote where I was truly shocked about the outcome was the Priya boot. I was confident that the votes were gonna fall on Cyndi but I was wrong. As for Cyndi, she was supposed to be gone after GM left, but Grant played the abort botton and saved her. Also, she was supposed to leave the round after Jen left, but she got saved once again by Sean being removed from the game. I admit that she played a good social game, but during the merge she never was in a position of power until the last two tribal councils, unlike myself, and she got too lucky way too many times in this game. I know this is so cliched, but I honestly think I outwitted, outlasted and outplayed all of you. 

Then suck up to me because let's face it I'm a total studmuffin and should be worshiped like one.

Eddie Fox, the greek god

Not gonna lie, I'm pretty jealous of Cyndi or Grant because they had the opportunity of meeting the one and only Eddie Fox and I couldn't. All the girls want him and all the guys want to be him. I mean, I'm pretty good looking too, but when we both go anywhere together the attention shifts to him. The ladies can't help but throw themselves at them, and who could blame them? And not only that. but he's smart and good at Survivor, the total package. Let's be real, people only voted for him because of how huge of a threat he was. If he had make it to the end we all stood no chance against the mastermind that is Eddie Fox. 

[Grant Mattos]

For the full version, check out out my opening.

The early parts of the game were easy, Morgan and Robbie were inactive and I was swapped onto a very dominant tribe, the other team dwindled down to only 3 members.

At the merge, I was the key player in many votes. Nikki went home in a 5-4-1 vote, and both the Jen-Kat side and Nikki's side were vying HARD for my vote, Jen even gave me immunity to ensure I would work with them, everyone of them spoke to me for a long time, and I basically decided who went home.

At The Final 8 and the Final 7, I helped determine who left with two strong moves. I secured Sean's vote for Gina Marie, which guaranteed her leaving, the PM I sent to Sean and his response is in my opening. I also played the Abort Button prize at the Final 7, saving Cyndi and ultimately leading to Jen's leaving. This allowed me to regain Cyndi's trust and I formed a new alliance with her and eliminated the only person in the game who had 0 interest in working with me.

At Final 4, when my back was against the wall I busted my ass and went 10 hours in the FIC, and I was ready to do more before the host stopped me. That ensured my being here today because I was a huge target at F4


I certainly didn't have control the entire game or dictated every vote, but I feel that between Joaquin and Cyndi I had more instances where I controlled the vote have more moves under my belt.


Thanks Eddie and Good luck with your decision

[Cyndi Lauper]

Brief synopsis. I made good alliances, met a lot of really nice people, gained their trust, didn't make promises I couldn't keep, avoided the drama, threw some shade at production, trusted the right people at the right times, kept my cool, kept my machete sharp ( Grant) dodged a LOT of bullets, and got lucky. And I didn't break a nail..what more can a girl ask for this far from a spa?

As for you, studly... if you're feeling like a little cougar action..  rawr

[Joaquin Souberbielle]

Is that Meryl Streep?

[Cyndi Lauper]

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah *slaps Joaquin up alongside his head*

[Colin Guinn]

Cougars are awesome
just saying

Host n Kat know what I mean by this heheheheheh