Post by Nikki Grahame on Apr 7, 2015 14:03:42 GMT -5
*Nikki runs into her confessional all frazzled*
Big Brother, I am VERY VERY ANGRY!!
The other tribe voted out Morgan and it's no fair! It's not fair! IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR!!! I don't want them to vote out Morgan! She's too pretty and I was going to be Morgan in a future season. Why does she have to be stolen by someone who will just waste her in this series. Why not save her for someone like me who loves her and will do her justice. Why the fuck did you guys allow such a loser to play as such a goddess!
Did you hear me Big Brother! I want Morgan back! Bring her back right now... I fucking demand it Big Brother!
Then you got Fucking Ian, ohhh i'm so big and brainy. Fuck off! The little wank tells me that he will do the harder puzzle and then he can't even complete it in time! I did mine in five minutes Big Brother! I know his was harder but you had two and half hours and you still couldn't get it done! What a fucking piece of bullshit! He's so worthless I don't even know why you put him out here on the same island as me.
You know who else is fucking worthless is Cyndi! She did her slider puzzle in I think something like 200 seconds! I fucking did that same puzzle in 17 seconds! Even on some of my slower attempts I got it done in about 30 seconds at most. It's not like she even had one shot at it like I did with my cryptogram. She could of sat there and done it over and over and kept resetting the puzzle until it gave her a good starting arrangement of pieces. But she tries it once and then figures fuck it, that's good enough!
I mean I am the brainchild of this whole tribe and it's driving me FUCKING mad! I have gone so crazy I even went and approached Cyndi about an alliance of myself, her and Clint Black. Why the fuck would I do that. I mean Clint is an okay guy outside of you guys naming the fucking tribe after a guy who hasn't done anything of value since the 90's. Hell I have taken shits that were more relevant to society than this guy! Then Cyndi as I just said, can't even do a fucking 17 second slide puzzle!
It's not fair Big Brother. I demand you bring back Morgan and put myself, her and I on a tribe and give us immunity every round so we can save your season from complete boorishness.
Speaking of Jen, her and I need a name for our alliance.
Hopefully the rest of my tribe can pull their weight so we don't lose, but if we do it's still a win in my book because finally black bitch goes away and stops making this tribe so ugly!
Big Brother, I am VERY VERY ANGRY!!
The other tribe voted out Morgan and it's no fair! It's not fair! IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR!!! I don't want them to vote out Morgan! She's too pretty and I was going to be Morgan in a future season. Why does she have to be stolen by someone who will just waste her in this series. Why not save her for someone like me who loves her and will do her justice. Why the fuck did you guys allow such a loser to play as such a goddess!
Did you hear me Big Brother! I want Morgan back! Bring her back right now... I fucking demand it Big Brother!
Then you got Fucking Ian, ohhh i'm so big and brainy. Fuck off! The little wank tells me that he will do the harder puzzle and then he can't even complete it in time! I did mine in five minutes Big Brother! I know his was harder but you had two and half hours and you still couldn't get it done! What a fucking piece of bullshit! He's so worthless I don't even know why you put him out here on the same island as me.
You know who else is fucking worthless is Cyndi! She did her slider puzzle in I think something like 200 seconds! I fucking did that same puzzle in 17 seconds! Even on some of my slower attempts I got it done in about 30 seconds at most. It's not like she even had one shot at it like I did with my cryptogram. She could of sat there and done it over and over and kept resetting the puzzle until it gave her a good starting arrangement of pieces. But she tries it once and then figures fuck it, that's good enough!
I mean I am the brainchild of this whole tribe and it's driving me FUCKING mad! I have gone so crazy I even went and approached Cyndi about an alliance of myself, her and Clint Black. Why the fuck would I do that. I mean Clint is an okay guy outside of you guys naming the fucking tribe after a guy who hasn't done anything of value since the 90's. Hell I have taken shits that were more relevant to society than this guy! Then Cyndi as I just said, can't even do a fucking 17 second slide puzzle!
It's not fair Big Brother. I demand you bring back Morgan and put myself, her and I on a tribe and give us immunity every round so we can save your season from complete boorishness.
Speaking of Jen, her and I need a name for our alliance.
Hopefully the rest of my tribe can pull their weight so we don't lose, but if we do it's still a win in my book because finally black bitch goes away and stops making this tribe so ugly!