Post by Colin Guinn on May 23, 2015 10:39:47 GMT -5
1. It's been like 10 minutes and I'm already annoyed with Grant. He needs to get out of this caveman thing and fast.
Fatima
2. Looks like I went all in and lost. I will soon meet my impending doom
Frederic
3. Clint Black... hasn't been relevant since... I was going to say 1992, but truth be told, he hasn't been relevant ever.
Jen
4. Johnny went home and he probably had an idol. Just in case they were mad, Carissa and Sean are on the other tribe. Oh and oops, we can't even talk to them about what happened! How sad for them!! I can't break the rules. Sorry, we can't talk guys!!!
5. Though really, credit for that goes to Eddie and Sean for figuring out “Brimstone” and “Melt” because I'm pretty sure neither of those would've ever crossed my mind lmfao.
Nikki
6. *Producer: Wrong show... You are on Survivor... Not Big Brother anymore*
Fuck off... If I want to call you Big Brother that is what you will be called.
Jen
7. Lisi is gonna help me and possibly Fred as well as Sean. So lets see how well that works. Go team
Fatima
8. Wow only six left until ftc this is as far as I've ever gone in the games...... my son is even chearing me on lol Wow I Can't. Believe I've made it this far in this game it's crazy and people are actually willing to work with me
Priya
9. we won the challenge and thats cool i think
but i kinda just want to go home
but everyone is being really nice
lisi is scary
help
10. This is my first rodeo but I am feeling modestly confident.
11. We were able to sit him out this last challenge(which we seriously dominated – seriously, our tribe isn't even mega active or anything but we still certainly seem to be the most active, it's hilarious, we kick ASS. Can this pls keep up for like, a bajillion rounds or so? Thanks.
12. I'm pretty sure I just found the hidden immunity idol, which is good because I haven't spent nearly enough time talking to people on account of being gone. That should help in case I wind up getting targeted.
13. We all seem to have our game faces on and we all seem to want to keep ourselves strong till merge. Hopefully we can win a few challenges and secure ourselves some numbers.
14. I'm gonna vote Joaquin.
15. Big Brother, I am VERY VERY ANGRY!!
The other tribe voted out Morgan and it's no fair! It's not fair! IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR!!! I don't want them to vote out Morgan! She's too pretty and I was going to be Morgan in a future season. Why does she have to be stolen by someone who will just waste her in this series. Why not save her for someone like me who loves her and will do her justice. Why the fuck did you guys allow such a loser to play as such a goddess!
Jen
16. Johnny has apparently been annoying both Lisi and Freders with his arrogance and potential idol flaunting? I'm not quite sure if he has anything TBH, but if they have a problem with him...I'll stand by them.
Carissa
17. the kind of person that would choose Ian is someone who likes the geeks or is one of those Urban Outfitter 'trendy' kids that buy those faux glasses to make themselves look smart.
18. Okay so the tribe isn't so bad. I still need to talk to Ian a bit more but then I've covered everyone? Except out inactives of course. Elavia and that John person. Like ew.
19. I solved two passwords, so I think I should be pretty safe. Honestly, I hardly did any work, just did not have much motivation to do so.
20. So I'm now on a new tribe and we won wwhich is cool lol I'm excited about that this time seems to be super cool and super active where as my old tribe was not as aactive onn. chat
21. Ok you know the saying between a rock and a hard place? Well I'm in between some cotton candy and bubble wrap. I have two groups on my tribe ready to cut each other and both are asking me for the scissors. Well unfortunately for both of them I'm the one with the machete.
22. Can we talk about how I'm giving my vinegar strokes face for my avatar lol
23. I don't know what Frederique was thinking, but obviously she had some short term memory loss because when it came time to pick players she picked some of the weakest in the game.
24.I just clicked a motherfuckin shoe ad on this goddamn site. Heard they go round kickin niggas for blockin those so i turned it off and what do I get for bein a ethical end user? MUTHA.FUCKIN. ZL FLUX SNEAKER BULLSHIT RIGHT UP IN MY GODDAMN FACE.
25. I can't wait to be voted out. The players are all assholes, my allies have thrown in the towel and after the bullshit call in that challenge I've lost interest in the other aspects of this game to which I was clinging.
26. Which one is Eddie? Is he the baseball player? I know he's not the black guy. Fuck, I don't know any of these people.
27. I kiiinda wanted the power because there's two sides of me. The “let's be smart and not bother taking immunity, I'm probably not a target anyways” me, and the “LOL I WANT IT JUST BECAUSE WHY NOT YAY” me. The latter me won out today.
28. You know who else I want to fucking cut Big Brother? Cyndi!! Did she try to throw our challenge? I could of done the whole challenge from start to finish twice by myself in the time it took her to assist me with doing it once. Such a pain in the ass. I will be so ready to be merged so I don't have to let her hold me back anymore.
29. Ian must have felt pretty vulnerable after that because he was moping about it in the general chat seeking acceptance over it then proceeded to publicly ask the entire tribe to be an alliance together. Empty agreements ensued.
30. I don't really like Jen, I look forward to taking her out soon.
31. I don't worry about my submission, I know it sucks because we probably still could have won but in the end, we have fat to trim. If we lose again, we have one more buffer before I start to get my name thrown around.
32. Wowwwwwww.wwwwwwwww I made it past pre jury wooooooooooooo.ooooooooo
33. Ian told me/Fatima/Lisi about it and apparently wants to work with us(why, I have no idea, which is the only thing that makes me think this is some kind of elaborate ploy lmfao) and tie the vote against Joaq tonight and then flip someone on the revote.
34. while everybody else was busy greeting each other and carrying on, I snuck off to try to find the Hidden Immunity Idol.
35. 13. Fresh Meat: Gina Marie
This person is often the one who is in over their head. It's a beautiful fish in a pond full of sharks. The person just may not be cut throat enough to really succeed at the game. I picked Gina Marie because she is such a sweet and genuine person but I think she is one to follow the crowd and go along with with her alliance and their plans as opposed to really pushing to be the shot caller that decides all the alliances moves each round.
Former Fresh Meats: Sierra (Worlds Apart), Alec (San Juan Del Sur), and Jefra (Cagayan)
36. Team chemistry seems pretty good right now but its early and who knows where that could ;go.
37. . I could probably work on both sides. With Fred/Fatima next round me and Ian could help them out. I'll iron details later.
38. DAMN only 3 fuckers playing tomorrow and I gotta be one of them. Ain't looking forward to this but gotta do my best.
Also what UP wit that clue? An idol got rehidden?? I hope my Lil skank snatch that shit up cuz I ain't had time to check all the damn capitals this time
39. He tried to get me to switch by saying this was our best route in the game. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Why didn't you tell me fuck nuts? instead, he made an ass out of me and made me vote with the other side. Why on earth would I side with you after I voted against one of the people you sided with? NO THANK YOU. Fuck you too Ian.
40. Times are nervous. It's crazy I could go home this early. I don't like it. I don't like it one bit.
41. OH ME GRANT ME CAVEMAN. Shut the FUCK up, you actually manage to be worse at this shit than me and thats fuckin sayin somethin. I am a pasty ass white girl from the fuckin burbs but this nigga got the intellect of a cave man and he still strugglin
42. Cyndi Lauper... attention whore.
43. I want to fucking punch Cyndi in the face.
How hard is it to count numbers?! You didn't even need to count Cyndi. I was telling you the numbers you needed to post and you still sat there and tried to mess with your browser instead of doing what I told you. Had you just posted the numbers I sent you, we could of got this done a lot faster.
44. This round has become chaotic and its all because of me. I'm so special, I just can't even with myself right now. So I wanted to take out NIkki for awhile and I think this is the best time to do it. If she has some kind of idol then I'm fucked but I don't think she does? I think I have enough votes to at least tie the vote
45. But the next challenge is relatively clearly not a swap, so unless we win, or, magically, a quatruple vote falls out of the sky...I'm screwed.
46. No one's hardly talked in camp either, this is an awkward tribe right now
47. I think after the merge is when the fun will really begin, because there still doesn't seem to be much strategy going on right now. I'm excited about it now
48. Getting real sick of Cyndi and her little "oh noes, tribal council, I hope I don't lose after what happened last time" charade. Who is she trying to fool? Every last person in this tribe knows where the lines are drawn and that she's on the cozy side. STFU Cyndi
49.
50. Yea so sorry I was working most of the weekend so I haven't talked to a lot ofy tribe i m not sure I'll last too long if I don't so I'm going to start now
In the event of a tie, please answer the following tiebreaker question:
How many posts are in the Confessionals of the 12 Pre-Jury players combined?
Fatima
2. Looks like I went all in and lost. I will soon meet my impending doom
Frederic
3. Clint Black... hasn't been relevant since... I was going to say 1992, but truth be told, he hasn't been relevant ever.
Jen
4. Johnny went home and he probably had an idol. Just in case they were mad, Carissa and Sean are on the other tribe. Oh and oops, we can't even talk to them about what happened! How sad for them!! I can't break the rules. Sorry, we can't talk guys!!!
5. Though really, credit for that goes to Eddie and Sean for figuring out “Brimstone” and “Melt” because I'm pretty sure neither of those would've ever crossed my mind lmfao.
Nikki
6. *Producer: Wrong show... You are on Survivor... Not Big Brother anymore*
Fuck off... If I want to call you Big Brother that is what you will be called.
Jen
7. Lisi is gonna help me and possibly Fred as well as Sean. So lets see how well that works. Go team
Fatima
8. Wow only six left until ftc this is as far as I've ever gone in the games...... my son is even chearing me on lol Wow I Can't. Believe I've made it this far in this game it's crazy and people are actually willing to work with me
Priya
9. we won the challenge and thats cool i think
but i kinda just want to go home
but everyone is being really nice
lisi is scary
help
10. This is my first rodeo but I am feeling modestly confident.
11. We were able to sit him out this last challenge(which we seriously dominated – seriously, our tribe isn't even mega active or anything but we still certainly seem to be the most active, it's hilarious, we kick ASS. Can this pls keep up for like, a bajillion rounds or so? Thanks.
12. I'm pretty sure I just found the hidden immunity idol, which is good because I haven't spent nearly enough time talking to people on account of being gone. That should help in case I wind up getting targeted.
13. We all seem to have our game faces on and we all seem to want to keep ourselves strong till merge. Hopefully we can win a few challenges and secure ourselves some numbers.
14. I'm gonna vote Joaquin.
15. Big Brother, I am VERY VERY ANGRY!!
The other tribe voted out Morgan and it's no fair! It's not fair! IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR!!! I don't want them to vote out Morgan! She's too pretty and I was going to be Morgan in a future season. Why does she have to be stolen by someone who will just waste her in this series. Why not save her for someone like me who loves her and will do her justice. Why the fuck did you guys allow such a loser to play as such a goddess!
Jen
16. Johnny has apparently been annoying both Lisi and Freders with his arrogance and potential idol flaunting? I'm not quite sure if he has anything TBH, but if they have a problem with him...I'll stand by them.
Carissa
17. the kind of person that would choose Ian is someone who likes the geeks or is one of those Urban Outfitter 'trendy' kids that buy those faux glasses to make themselves look smart.
18. Okay so the tribe isn't so bad. I still need to talk to Ian a bit more but then I've covered everyone? Except out inactives of course. Elavia and that John person. Like ew.
19. I solved two passwords, so I think I should be pretty safe. Honestly, I hardly did any work, just did not have much motivation to do so.
20. So I'm now on a new tribe and we won wwhich is cool lol I'm excited about that this time seems to be super cool and super active where as my old tribe was not as aactive onn. chat
21. Ok you know the saying between a rock and a hard place? Well I'm in between some cotton candy and bubble wrap. I have two groups on my tribe ready to cut each other and both are asking me for the scissors. Well unfortunately for both of them I'm the one with the machete.
22. Can we talk about how I'm giving my vinegar strokes face for my avatar lol
23. I don't know what Frederique was thinking, but obviously she had some short term memory loss because when it came time to pick players she picked some of the weakest in the game.
24.I just clicked a motherfuckin shoe ad on this goddamn site. Heard they go round kickin niggas for blockin those so i turned it off and what do I get for bein a ethical end user? MUTHA.FUCKIN. ZL FLUX SNEAKER BULLSHIT RIGHT UP IN MY GODDAMN FACE.
25. I can't wait to be voted out. The players are all assholes, my allies have thrown in the towel and after the bullshit call in that challenge I've lost interest in the other aspects of this game to which I was clinging.
26. Which one is Eddie? Is he the baseball player? I know he's not the black guy. Fuck, I don't know any of these people.
27. I kiiinda wanted the power because there's two sides of me. The “let's be smart and not bother taking immunity, I'm probably not a target anyways” me, and the “LOL I WANT IT JUST BECAUSE WHY NOT YAY” me. The latter me won out today.
28. You know who else I want to fucking cut Big Brother? Cyndi!! Did she try to throw our challenge? I could of done the whole challenge from start to finish twice by myself in the time it took her to assist me with doing it once. Such a pain in the ass. I will be so ready to be merged so I don't have to let her hold me back anymore.
29. Ian must have felt pretty vulnerable after that because he was moping about it in the general chat seeking acceptance over it then proceeded to publicly ask the entire tribe to be an alliance together. Empty agreements ensued.
30. I don't really like Jen, I look forward to taking her out soon.
31. I don't worry about my submission, I know it sucks because we probably still could have won but in the end, we have fat to trim. If we lose again, we have one more buffer before I start to get my name thrown around.
32. Wowwwwwww.wwwwwwwww I made it past pre jury wooooooooooooo.ooooooooo
33. Ian told me/Fatima/Lisi about it and apparently wants to work with us(why, I have no idea, which is the only thing that makes me think this is some kind of elaborate ploy lmfao) and tie the vote against Joaq tonight and then flip someone on the revote.
34. while everybody else was busy greeting each other and carrying on, I snuck off to try to find the Hidden Immunity Idol.
35. 13. Fresh Meat: Gina Marie
This person is often the one who is in over their head. It's a beautiful fish in a pond full of sharks. The person just may not be cut throat enough to really succeed at the game. I picked Gina Marie because she is such a sweet and genuine person but I think she is one to follow the crowd and go along with with her alliance and their plans as opposed to really pushing to be the shot caller that decides all the alliances moves each round.
Former Fresh Meats: Sierra (Worlds Apart), Alec (San Juan Del Sur), and Jefra (Cagayan)
36. Team chemistry seems pretty good right now but its early and who knows where that could ;go.
37. . I could probably work on both sides. With Fred/Fatima next round me and Ian could help them out. I'll iron details later.
38. DAMN only 3 fuckers playing tomorrow and I gotta be one of them. Ain't looking forward to this but gotta do my best.
Also what UP wit that clue? An idol got rehidden?? I hope my Lil skank snatch that shit up cuz I ain't had time to check all the damn capitals this time
39. He tried to get me to switch by saying this was our best route in the game. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Why didn't you tell me fuck nuts? instead, he made an ass out of me and made me vote with the other side. Why on earth would I side with you after I voted against one of the people you sided with? NO THANK YOU. Fuck you too Ian.
40. Times are nervous. It's crazy I could go home this early. I don't like it. I don't like it one bit.
41. OH ME GRANT ME CAVEMAN. Shut the FUCK up, you actually manage to be worse at this shit than me and thats fuckin sayin somethin. I am a pasty ass white girl from the fuckin burbs but this nigga got the intellect of a cave man and he still strugglin
42. Cyndi Lauper... attention whore.
43. I want to fucking punch Cyndi in the face.
How hard is it to count numbers?! You didn't even need to count Cyndi. I was telling you the numbers you needed to post and you still sat there and tried to mess with your browser instead of doing what I told you. Had you just posted the numbers I sent you, we could of got this done a lot faster.
44. This round has become chaotic and its all because of me. I'm so special, I just can't even with myself right now. So I wanted to take out NIkki for awhile and I think this is the best time to do it. If she has some kind of idol then I'm fucked but I don't think she does? I think I have enough votes to at least tie the vote
45. But the next challenge is relatively clearly not a swap, so unless we win, or, magically, a quatruple vote falls out of the sky...I'm screwed.
46. No one's hardly talked in camp either, this is an awkward tribe right now
47. I think after the merge is when the fun will really begin, because there still doesn't seem to be much strategy going on right now. I'm excited about it now
48. Getting real sick of Cyndi and her little "oh noes, tribal council, I hope I don't lose after what happened last time" charade. Who is she trying to fool? Every last person in this tribe knows where the lines are drawn and that she's on the cozy side. STFU Cyndi
49.
50. Yea so sorry I was working most of the weekend so I haven't talked to a lot ofy tribe i m not sure I'll last too long if I don't so I'm going to start now
In the event of a tie, please answer the following tiebreaker question:
How many posts are in the Confessionals of the 12 Pre-Jury players combined?